French the lama!

French the lama!

Nerdfighters!

Nerdfighters!

I love my books that tempt me to walk through the crowded halls while i read it. Running a risk of toppling down stairs and walking into walls. Temptation so sweet to slide back into my mystical land.

I have gained a fear and overcome another. First I have developed a fear of honey badgers; who are the scariest and baddest animal I have a meaningful fear for. And I have lost my fear of riding a motorcycle in fact I have a goal of getting one for my 25th birthday. Not earlier because my mom wont allow it and not till 25 since I plan to go to college. Sucsessful day in my book!

A strange goal of mine: to have a consistent scent. You can always read in books how lovers smell like ” he smelled of fresh mint and freshly mowed grass” but I sadly smell like natural skin( not BO just… Person) I think it would be awesome to smell like mangos all the time- as it freshly cut straight up fruit.

Conclusion-why is it so hard to create!?

Cunning

Why do we bother with love? Twisting and cunning as a snake. To try and configure it is no easier then bending a dry stick into a circle. But when done right, it is the most amazing thing in the world.

Have you ever tried to force inspiration? I believe it is the hardest thing to do. Also I gave noticed the lack in quality in my work when I just sit down and say ” I am going to draw something “. I wish best of luck in everyone speaking inspiration.

A secret hope

When I was very young I said ” if it makes [you] happy, then it makes me happy” I think about this memory because I remember how my teacher was so proud of me, since I told it to a child who was, not as social. I made the little boy happy also. Then a very sweet boy told me just a few months ago the same thing, and I just feel like that
Memory I complete. My secret hope and dream has come true.

Two people are sitting at a bar drinking, one of them turns to the other and says

“You arent irish by any chance are you?”
“Why yes I am”,replied the other man
“Fancy that! Where abouts in Ireland are you from?”
“Dublin”
“Cor! Me 2”
“Really, where did you graduate?”
“St Marys”
“Me too!! What year?”
“1986”
“Oh my God! So did i!”


The bar man sighed “Its going to be a long night… The O Malley twins are drunk again.”

Kids Are Quick
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘I.’
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie….. Always say, ‘I am.’
MILLIE: All right… ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’
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TEACHER : George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It’s the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher